Carla and Crappy Show: The Philosophical Looney Toons Edition

Week 7 of the college football season means it's time for midterms, fall breaks, and rivalries. And that, apparently, is enough to make us put on our floppy academic hats and fall down a ... psychological rabbit hole, if you will.

So we begin with a debate as to whether the #CnCShow Stanford Postulate is still a thing, and move on to whether Florida State counts as a Clemsoning opponent. If you're still hanging with us by that point, we'll reward you with the frivolity that we call AJ's #GroupOfFiveAfterDark report.

Then, class resumes as we break down three huge games this weekend. Get your pencils ready.

No. 6 Oklahoma vs. No. 11 Texas (Big Nude Saturday, FOX): The annual Elmer Fudd Invitational once again boasts two offensive juggernauts. (They didn't rename this the Red River Shootout for nothing, you know.) And hey ... Oklahoma actually is showing some improvement on defense!

No. 10 Penn State at No. 17 Iowa (7:30 ET, ABC): In the antithesis of the previous game, two of the top three scoring defenses in the country go head-to-head in Iowa City. Penn State needs another quick start; Iowa is looking to rebound after being stifled by Michigan last week.

No. 7 Florida at No. 5 LSU (8 ET, ESPN): The Gators face Top 10 opponents in back-to-back weekends. That's a tough ask for any quarterback, let alone a backup thrust into a starting role (even if Kyle Trask is performing admirably). Joe Burrow has the LSU spread offense averaging more than 570 yards per game. (No, you're not misreading that.)

Got all that? Good. There'll be a quiz next week. Also, what is blue?

Enjoy the games, yinz guys. (And happy birthday, Crappy!) Class dismissed.

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